^banned for snitching on me so I got nuttin' for Christmas ... well, almost nuttin', except that Sombrero which is nice but it's too beeg!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5PDlmEnF9I

Banned because that's not entirely true. You got a lump of coal.

^ banned, but I hope that you enjoy that case of beer I left

Banned for confusing Fresca with beer.

Banned for filming a bottle of Fresca with a beauty shot.

^ banned, because you drank too much eggnog, eh?

Banned because i'm hungover and do not know why.

Banned because I know you know why. You just don't want the other banning officers to confiscate your alcohol if you admit to it. >3>

Banned because i'm a private citizen and will not get bullied by the military!

The banning officers right outside of InSaintMonoxide's house: "Aww maaan! Come on guys, we can't bully this guy. Let's find other easier prey." *leave*

You're still banned though.

Banned because HEY! WHAT HAPPENED TO MY SCHNAPPS? I don't remember yesterday.

^ banned for yelling at the christmas tree

Banned, because you haven't paid for the schnapps you ordered.

^ banned because that schnapps disobeyed his order

Banned for schnapping at le_chevalier!