^ banned for being still another member to post a baseless allegation in this thread without an accompanying reason why the person to post above you should be banned

^ Doesn't realize the way things are done is not exactly equivalent to the way things are supposed to be done.

^ The individual who posted directly antecedent to this, my own post, may not realize that there is naught wrong in possessing a desire to attain perfection, unless one believes that reaching such a destination is actually feasible.

Banned because reverse burglary is still burglary.

^ banned, because a beloved reverse burglar is somehow accepted, in at least one case, by one individual each year and for centuries

Banned for trying to justify breaking and entering.

Banned because Vinry confused me into thinking that the people were banning when they were supposed to be making baseless allegations, so when I did so, I wasn't banning as I was supposed to - damn you, Vinry and your weird form of reverse psychology!

Banned because that was definitely part of my plan. MWAHAHAHAHAHA! *nervous laughter*

Banned because I have a Down's Syndrome kitty on my shoulder and must type this one-handed.

Banned because two-handed keyboards will always be better than the one-handed ones, not that I know such a thing exists.

Banned because all keyboards are meant to be two-handed.

Banned because I can't imagine using this keyboard with two hands.

It is very remarkable that I banned you, considering I don't have an N key.

Banned for not paying more for more keys.

Banned for not keying up payments.

Banned because that's incredibly stupid; why not just have a normal keyboard and use half of it when you only need half?

Banned because it's more efficient to take a normal keyboard and cut it in two with a machete.

Banned for inevitably cutting individual keys apart and requiring that each half of the keyboard has its own wire or wireless connection, which quite disproves your claim.