Banned because division is just multiplication reversed, and that's why I don't need to teach it to you. (actual teacher statement in 3rd Grade)

Banned for playing the multiplication instead of the division.

^ banned for dividing the portions so small as to be of no satiety to anyone

Banned for not just scooping the crumbs with your hand.

^ Barbarian. Barred barian so to speak.

Banned for baring barian.

Banned for remarkably misspelling Bavarian. What you have against Bavarians anyway?

^ banned for expecting a "New User" sporting the default avatar to concern themselves with something like spelling

Banned for going to the cookie aisle in your local supermarket, bashing all the cookies into crumbs, and putting them back on the shelves.

Banned so that I could ban the user above you, sorry! ^.^"

Banned because it feels funny hearing you say that to another "New User".

^ banned, because you should have banned me for not banning them both for being "New Users" .. (at least "geriatric zombie" has a personal avatar)

Banned for implying that Hooyaah is also a new user; he's been her almost as long as me!

EDIT: Banned for interrupting me and because I think I just realized that I misinterpreted the previous ban, so you're all banned again for making a fool of me!

^ banned for getting ninjaed, yet again

Banned for being a ninja, but not being a mutant turtle, and certainly not being a teenager.

Banned because Hooyaah is in fact a teenager as 116 ends with "-teen".