^ banned, because that's called "the pecking odor"

Banned because I went on a 7-hour walk where I stopped at 3 separate fast food places to eat (coupon-discounted) chicken and fries; my legs are still aching 73 hours later.

Banned because I ate all sorts of crap while I was dog sitting. Didn't gain any weight, though. Me and Junior were pretty active.

Banned, because your diet lacks heavy metals.

^ banned because it's been 7 years coming (since I've been around) someone had to pay.

^ banned for breaking our seven years of good luck

Banned because YOU'RE the one who's supposed to pay us.

EDIT: Wh-what.. I got ninja'ed.. You did well protecting your master from his debt, ninja. You have my respect. You know what, I'll consider it paid. *nods nods*

Banned because I'm so poor I can't even pay attention.

Banned for being inattentive, you poor guy.

Banned for having a car with air conditioning

^ banned, for not having a car to air condition

Banned for not having air to condition your car.

^ banned for not providing a more complete description of the mixture of gasses than solely the word, "air"

Banned because in my country, air means water.

^ banned for having us believing that you resided in Indonesia instead of Atlantis