^ banned, because you can't handle his account!

Banned for getting a handle on his account when he didn't ask for it.

^ Banned for being of no account, and continually playing with his own handle.

Banned for not being able to handle the truth

Banned! Why must my visions be so clear? The truth ... the truth ... i've got work to do.

Banned, because they say that there is truth in wine.

^ banned, and stop wining about it

Banned because I'm back from dog-sitting and you guys didn't behave yourselves while I was gone.

Banned for not helping me trying to calm them down! Apparently they've become a lot more stubborn and no longer see the "Stop fighting or no dinner" warning as a threat. DON'T YOU DARE GO OFFLINE ON ME BEFORE REPLYING TO MY APPEAL FOR HELP! OR BAN ME SO I WON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO THOSE GUYS FIGHTING! *going crazy*

EDIT: J Lo actually went offline..

Banned for driving yourself mad with delusions of responsibility.

Banned for not letting Vinry_. continue his temper tantrum. I need it as entertainment.

Banned for letting desperation lead you into poor taste.

Banned because thank you for freeing me from my misery.

Banned because misery loves company.

Banned because does company love misery back tho? >.>