Banned for dressing the snake in the bunch of these gears so it can move only in two directions.

Banned because time only moves in one direction.

Banned because NASA time travels all the time by using telescopes to look backwards into time and view distant galaxies in the past.

banned, because NASA astronomers and physicists observe light which has traveled to Terra since the beginning of time, all the while sitting in their comfy chairs and analyzing the data; never, will any of them ever be able to travel there, even if they had countless lifetimes and were, all the while, moving at the speed of light

Banned for excessive word count

Banned because this ain't Twitter.

^ banned for "mis-tweeting" one who believes himself to be a member of the extinct order of carnivorous dinosaurs, theropoda

Banned for having a third pudendum.

Banned for examining all of them, when you're not a physician.

Banned for Selling me your only copy of Ip Man 4 on Blu-ray and when I got home, it had only the DVD!

^ banned, because he is never a physician

Banned for firing a rocket at the senate right when they're about to agree to a truce.

^ banned, because you didn't have the floor during the oration of your most recent reason for banning

Banned for lying on the floor while whining about your most recent reason for banning.

Banned for leaving the country