Banned because dialogue is not in season yet. It's more of a spring time fruit.

Banned for not stfu about dialogue

^ banned for altering the passage of days by storing massive quantities of time fruit in your refrigerator

EDIT: (you also possess some time fruit in a deep freeze and your practices allowed you to exist in the current era)

Banned for not disposing of the "time fruit" which are actually durians.

Banned because Toki totally survived the fire and will appear near the end to tie up loose ends about the Void Century.

Banned for living in a century that is null and void.

Banned for living in that same century and enjoying it.

Banned for dystopia.

Banned because I haven't seen you for some time. I mean look at all this paperwork you've left me with! Smh..

Banned because today is Labour Day. I would like to congratulate all the parents going into labour on this momentous holiday.

Banned and sentenced to 10 years of hard labour because you seem to like this type of stuff.

Banned and sentenced to life, because you seem to like this living thing.

^ The person above me should be banned, for posing the question, "To be or not to be."

Banned for typing that question without a question mark.

Banned for typing that without an exclamation mark.