You're all banned for not accusing me of letting Transformers literally crash into my garage!

Banned for letting Transformers literally crash into your garage.

Banned for sending me to an old mansion infested with Zombies!

Banned for whining, it's your job to shoot the zombies.

Banned for not supplying me with sufficient weapons and ammo.

Banned for shitting in the closet, then trying to lead us astray by telling Zombie stories.

Edit, oops, belonged above.

Banned for needing ammo when Lysol would do.

Edit again, damned c, slow down on that cognac!

Banned, because you're gonna need lots of refill cartridges if you choose to use Lysol. Why not pick a melee weapon instead?

^ banned, for using a pick as a melee weapon

Banned for using melee as a pick weapon.

Banned for picking a melee weapon.

Banned for insulting the most basic foundation of my entire personality.

Banned for having a personality disorder.

Banned for arranging your personality in an orderly fashion.

Banned because i'm afraid i'm gonna have to remove the "Saint" from my username now because i don't want that word to be associated with me at this point.

Banned because I don't see how that's in any way relevant.