Banned because the cake is a lie. And no, I didn't play any of the Portal games.

Banned for missing out.

^ banned for expecting to have a porthole in your cabin (below the waterline) on a cruise ship

Banned for misspelling portal as though it's a hole, even though it is, because it puts holes through walls that end up leading through other walls... how does it do that?

Banned for not understanding boiling points of walls.

^ His brain cannot quite grasp the differences between Physics and Theoretical Physics, although somehow, he will oft write or voice quite profound an insightful, unimagined revelations.

Banned for describing the prior poster's brain without banning him.

Banned for pointing out that Hooyaah confuses accusations and bans just like the rest of us.

Banned because isn't that a sign of dementia?

Banned for diagnosing from a distance.

^ banned for doing the same thing

Banned for doing a different thing.

^ banned for not doing anything, you slacker!

Banned for being Mr. Strickland.

Banned for selling bans and ban accessories.