Banned because I was hoping you would ban me to the Olive Garden. It's like eating in the kitchen of a delightful stereotype. Damn it! I haven't been to the Olive Garden in like, forever!

Banned because the Olive Garden has too many olives and not enough 12-foot flowers that permanently blind you if their seed-shooting fluid gets in your eyes.

Banned for fighting poison spitting flora.

Banned for not watching Fantasy Mission Force with me.

Banned for watching weird ass shit and for trying to put others through the same experience.

Banned because I agree!

Banned for not liking old kung-fu movies.

Banned for watching those old fu-kung movies.

Banned for not turning your body into a deadly weapon.

^ banned for not donating your body to science antemortem.

^ Banned because that's what my Dad wants to do.

Banned for doing family activities.

^ Banned for Activating a robot family army for to make the world's biggest meatball.

Banned for not providing vegetarian options.

Banned because if you want a plantball, you're already standing on it. It even waters itself!