Banned for inspiring me to attempt at writing an adventure epic about the life of a subatomic particle. Time would be stretched so that the main character's entire life would last for a full 3 hours.

Banned because writing is 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration.

Banned for knowing what the character traits, conflict, and visuals should be like but not telling me.

Banned because I can't tell you those things as we are playing Mad Libs. You are supposed to fill in the blanks yourself.

Then ban me, I must sleeep. (Sam Fisher proceeds to ban your dirty cop ass while I pass out.)

Banned for not being attractive enough for other people to ban, except for J Lo. I can't believe you guys have started another streak. Smh

Banned, because you let letters and numbers be stolen from your username. What's next?

Banned because your _ will be stolen soon.

Bannedbecauseyoushouldn'tuseanyspaces.

Banned because does that actually work? I thought you just have to throw them away.

Banned for throwing batteries away like a polluter.

Banned for throwing away that laptop battery that I rescued from the hot sunny trashcan outside a cosmetics store. Were you trying to burn the place down?

^ banned for making a baseless allegation in order to justify a ban

Banned for banning LegoDnD! He is telling the truth this time! It just wasn't me who threw the battery away!

Banned for banning Hooyaah! Just as you have LegoDnD as your ally, I have Hooyaah as mine. Be careful not to start a war.

Banned for revealing the secret of Soylent Green!