Banned for getting into an argument with a wiener dog about burgers.

Banned for having had James from Pokemon as profile avatar once and not finding it creepy that I remember it, especially considering that you had different nick then (although unfortunately I can't remember it to scare you further).

^ banned for having a mind like a steel trap, as do I

^ Banned for trapping steal with your mind; who do you think you are, Magne...oh.

^ banned for playing Gravitar and not understanding the gravity of the situation

Banned for watching Gravity and thinking it was the greatest movie ever made.

Banned for being Isaac Newton.

Banned for being the shoulders of the giant that Newton was standing on.

Banned for being the armpit hair of the giant that Newton was hanging on to, after he slipped and fell from the shoulder.

Banned for throwing an apple at Isaac Newton and blaming it on the tree.

Banned for being the giant who didn't trim his pit hair.

^ Banned for pit-shaming.

^ Banned for losing in Pit-Fighter

Banned for fighting in a pit in Street Fighter.

Banned for fighting a pit-fiend in the street.