Banned for the ninja'ing of page 2144.

Banned for losing grasp on reality. Everyone knows that you can't ninja an entire page, everyone.

Banned because reality bites.

^ banned, because I am leaving for a bit to have a byte

^ His entire memory is one mebibyte large.

Banned for mistaking threads, then banned again for having petrabyte of cat pictures on his hard drive.

^ banned for making sense and being humorous simultaneously, as we do not tolerate such in this thread

Banned for lactose intolerance.

You have a gallon of orange juice spilled on your hard drive.

^ banned for not being able to properly predict the pattern of fractals

Banned for being able to accurately predict rain by knee pains.

Lemon juice, actually, unsweetened thank you very much.

^ banned for knowing that fresh lemon juice is good for you in many ways; besides being rich in Vitamin C, it aids skin health and youthfulness and prevents blemishes and it also boosts ones metabolism and lowers insulin resistance.. you are bonus banned for knowing that sugar is very bad for ones health and should be avoided at all cost

Banned because it is also highly acidic, and drinking too much of it will ruin your teeth and give you ulcers.

^ Banned for writing a Fox News article.

Banned because I used my wily fox ways to ninja you.

Banned because I swear; i will ninja you back.