^ banned, because that's a Hollywood "prop knife"

Banned for providing ZubatyZub with a real Zweihänder to stab J Lo with instead.

^ banned, because that was none other than a heirloom, a claymore from Scotland, and he said that he wanted to borrow it for show and tell at the historical museum of military artifacts

^ Banned because administration of this piece of property which shall be called "The Sword" from now on, was Mel Gibson's job, not yours.

Banned for being unable to pull the sword from the stone.

Banned for thinking that swords are the basis for supreme executive decisions in terms of who can and cannot post in threads, which is especially suspicious when the person in question states that the sword was either magically yanked out of a rock or distributed by strange women lying in ponds.

^ banned for referring to The Lady of The Lake as a "strange woman" (You obviously never had the pleasure of her company for tea ans scones.)

^ Banned because Mary Poppins works for the ICA.

^ banned for suggesting that common chimney sweeps are valued assets

Banned for shenanigans.

^ Banned for insulting people.

Banned for wearing a mask that only covers the skin around your eyes. Everybody can see your reverse racoon tan-lines and connect the dots!

Banned because it doesn't matter anymore, I'm dead!

Banned to prevent anyone else from possessing your account.

Banned for possession of a banned substance. You have the right to remain silent...