^ banned because the cake is a lie

^ Banned because does this mean i should not have eaten the Gugelhupf i found in front of my door today?

^ banned because Gugelhupf really is one of my favorite foods, and you didn't share any of it with me.

Banned for making up silly words and pretending they're your favorite foods.

Banned for refusing to eat squab with your grandma.

Banned because, whatever, I do what I want.

^ banned for doing what you want, whether or not is within the law

Banned because Judge Dredd is the law, and he is empty inside.

Banned for flinging Judge Dredd with a catapult to Turkmenistan.

Banned, because Judge Dredd needs a visa to enter Iran from Turkmenistan and he didn't have it.

Banned for clearly not upstanding how Judge Dredd thinks, "I want to go somewhere I will and if you get in my way you get 2 standard exactions (bullets) to the head".

^ banned for thinking like Judge Dredd, no one else is allowed to think like him

Banned because I dread the way you think, and your consequential judgment.

Banned because in Soviet Other, you dread the dread.

Banned because about once a year, I used to have a very painful and completely silent pop in my right shoulder when I reach for or place something higher than my head. I've since learned to lift my elbow straight up and twist the shoulder and it hasn't happened since.