^ banned for being Chaka Khan

^ Banned for thinking i'm actually sober when i'm talking about posting while drunk. It's like with me never watching or reading Lord of the Rings: It might sound weird, but i'm just telling the truth.

Also Banned for having a bizzare taste in music.

Banned for not watching all 20 hours of Peter Jackson's Extended Tolkien Saga.

Banned for being the equivalent length to Peter Jackson's King Kong (theatrical)

^ banned, because what sort of person comes up with the name Mr_Whiffles for an apex predator of the cretaceous period?

^ banned because I could drink you under the table while reading The Lord of the Rings until and after you passed out I'd down another liter of vodka

Your also banned for also having questionable taste in music

^ banned for making statements about the cretaceous period without showing that he owns a time machine to have checked things out.

Banned for decaying too fast when you die.

^ Banned for dying too fast and not decaying at all, even though you're dying to do it!

^ Banned for wearing red on Friday.

^ banned for not eating tacos on Tuesday

Banned for not celebrating Freedom Friday, which can also fall on a Tuesday.

Banned for referencing the lego movie

Banned for playing with legos

Banned for building Hooyaah out of Legos.

You're all banned for being a bunch of lego ninjas wearing rainbow outfits parading around looking longingly at the bank of swans parading in front of you.