Banned for streaming content, rather than downloading it so it can be watched again later without it having to be streamed again, thus wasting precious resources and polluting the environment.

Banned for hugging trees.

Banned for getting a splinter in your dick

Banned for splintering your dick.

Banned for dicking splinters.

^ banned for splintering wood

Banned for receiving training from Master Splinter.

^ banned for shredding when there's 'za

Banned because Dean Winchester said so.

Banned because I counter your Winchester with Smith & Wesson.

Banned because you have poor taste. Try this Colt.

^ banned for giving such a fine piece of weaponry to an untrained civilian

Banned for infringing upon the right of racoons to bear arms.

Banned for all forming a militia.

^ banned because, "A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed."