Banned because Garrett from the Thief trilogy would get shanked even by one of those Assassin's Creed clowns.

Banned for leaking the Assassin's Creed that takes place in the 2020's. Assassin's Creed: Clown World.

Banned for being the leaker himself.

Banned because no mention of the future or the Animus ever added anything of value to Asscreed. I'm not just bitter about the 10% brain myth being a total garbage framing device, or about Desmond being a dull bland-butt; I'mk here for the historical settings and sneak-stabbing, damn it!

Banned for revealing that Klaus Schwab is the secret CEO of Abstergo.

^ banned so that I can be banned again... I demand it!

You're banned from ever being banned again.

^ banned for forever banning me

Banned because Steam gave me Tell Me Why for free and the worst part is I'll be thinking of Weird Al's Ebay song every time I so much as look at the desktop icon.

Banned for liking 'N Stync. Unbanned for liking Weird Al.

Banned because I got to attend a concert of his once; he found it very strange to be performing at a zoo.

^ banned because after "Where's Waldo" got older he became "Weird Al"

Banned because I think the zoo built the amphitheater for their elephants' benefit; they were to the North-East and would definitely hear the music.

^ banned, because it's common knowledge that pachyderms are connoisseurs of fine music

Banned because I'm a connoisseur of fine media, and because of that I like Warhammer Fantasy more than 40K.