Banned for having an orgasm when you get shot.

Banned for having an orgasm when shooting.

Banned for shooting when having an orgasm.

Banned for shooting yourself while having an orgasm.

Banned for shooting yourself with an orgasm because somebody in a chatroom paid you to do it.

Banned for rejecting self-pimping.

Banned for ejecting pimps into space.

Banned for shooting yourself with an orgasm because you think it's arousing.

Banned for stabbing LegoDnD in the back.

Banned for putting poison in LegoDnD's drink.

Banned for pouring the poisoned drink into my schnapps.

Banned for drinking the schnapps even though you'd know better after seeing a furious journalist.

Bnned for not replying to this post in Polish, something that I could not possibly understand without the use of language cypher algorithms provided by authoritarian Megacorporations

Banned because you of all people should get along with our lizard overlords.

Banned because reptilians, unlike humans, aren't literally all the same.