Banned for being a toe stubber.

Banned for being a toe stabber.

Banned because you should know a thing or two about murder, ZubatyZub, or should i rather call you by your real name? "Mieczysław Zub"?

Banned because I'm no serial killer, I assure you.

Banned as an apology for the unfounded accusation.

Banned as an apology for your apology.

Banned for being the gimp from Pulp Fiction.

Banned for not straining the pulp from your fiction.

Banned for preferring Coke over Purple Flurp

Banned for drinking RC Cola.

Banned because this "investigation" is just harassment and slander. My client and I have filed a lawsuit against your department for $500 million, which will be rescinded if or when you decide to drop the case.

Banned, because a wise man once said "It's time to stop J LO."

Banned because you'll need an immovable object.

Banned for being object oriented.

Banned for being sexually attracted to objects.

Banned for being attracted to subjects.