^ banned for not knowing demeaning of life

In that case, I would like to apologize. You're still banned though.

EDIT: DANG IT! Banned for being a ninja. Nice pun though.

^ banned for being too late to the party

Banned for being fashionably early.

^ banned for being a bit too squirrelly for a cartoon raccoon

Banned for being right on time.

EDIT: AGAIN! COME ON! Banned for being a ninja, twice!

^ banned for being ninjaed twice in a row

Banned for being a ninja twice in a row.

Banned for organizing your troops in single file, instead of having them scattered all over the place.

^ banned because he was attempting to emulate Russian military convoys

Banned because my troops are currently at the base, so having them organized in a single line during their trainings is fine.

EDIT: Oh no... Hooyaah... Damn it... Banned for being a ninja, again...

Banned for running your game emulators in Russian.

Edit: banned for ninja'ing me.

Banned for running over a kid so badly that your suspension gets tangled with his spine.

Banned because wtf.

Banned, because your other half apparently made off with your avatar and maybe your artillery too?