^ banned for base-jumping like Rob Zombie

^ Banned for biting women like Bela Lugosi.

Banned for dipping your bread in my weeping blood vessels.

Banned for puncturing the lung of InSaintMonoxide with a switchblade in attempt to hide the fact that you poisoned him with a government produced poison that only so many had access to.

^ Banned for using that switchblade to ninja me.

Banned because that's garlic bread.

Banned for ordering the garlic bread with Parmesan.

^ banned... now go play a game

^ banned, because I don't bite, I just nibble

Banned for suggesting someone here should actually play a game instead of pretending to be interested in games. Outrageous.

Banned because that sounds like something LegoDnD would come up with. Obviously i was poisoned by the Bilderberg organization trying to prevent me from spreading the truth about MightyFlo

Banned because my girlfriend said she's having a HeavyFlo.

Banned for playing Songs of Conquest, like RIGHT now of all times.

Banned because I quit the game to update my drivers, but the software is giving me some grief.

Edit: the driver software, not the game.

^ banned for not forgetting about the drivers and moving to the irons

Banned for having an iron will.

^ banned for puttering a round

Banned for paraphrasing a title by Philip K. Dick.

Banned for rapping like Bob Ross.