Banned for having the most fancy fence in the area.

Banned because all fancy fences are of bad quality.

^ banned because I fancy fencing... touché!

Banned because fancy clothes does not equal fancy soul...

^ banned because I ninjaed you... touché!

Touché, banned for not noticing that my previous post was cliché enough that it could be taken as a response to either ZubatyZub's or your post... Aha!

Banned because that's illegal.

^ banned for not making an arrest

Banned for using ^ in the "Why the person above you should be banned" thread even though by convention he shouldn't.

^ banned for not using the word "carat" rather than posting the carat symbol

Banned for giving Bugs Bunny 24 carrots.

^ Banned! Vae victis!

“Banned” said I, "You do not know, silence like a cancer grows. Hear my words that I might teach you. Take my arms that I might reach you". But my words like silent raindrops fell and echoed in the wells of silence.

Banned because if someone is banned in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does it still make a sound?

Banned for such a sound argument.