Banned for being a train.

^ banned for taking a car to a train and trying the talk the engineer into taking it to Jiffy Lube

Banned for lubing up the engineer's jiffy.

^ banned for pulling the engineer's emergency brake

Banned because there was an emergency because I had to stop you.

Banned for stopping Hooyaah and also for spilling hot coffee on my lap!

Banned for having a 4th degree burn (ouch).

Banned because I got my degree in pyrotechnics, and now I'm going for my bachelor's.

Banned because Canada is not a real country.

banned for being rude to canadians

thats what happens to people that are being rude to canadians

Banned for drinking all the maple syrup.

Banned because there's a way to tell the difference between real maple syrup from fake stuff. Fake syrup is labelled as "table syrup". If you are still not sure, check the back for a list of ingredients. Real maple syrup won't have one, as it's just maple syrup. Fake syrup will have a list of ingredients.

^ banned for being a maple syrup snob and only using genuine maple syrup acquired from Canadian maple trees...


how waffle!

Banned because the flatness of pancakes makes them superior to waffles just because I don't feel the need to pour syrup into squares.

^ banned because you are right, and besides, pancakes are softer and actually absorb maple syrup better