Banned for making the new Larry Cotter movie so goddamn boring. My cousin literally fell asleep halfway through. I was too was praying for a quick end, but my prayers went unanswered.

Banned for not buying enough popcorn.

Banned, the popcorn is MINE.

Banned for selfishness in corny ways.

Banned for less-than-legal consumption of corn.

^ banned for even finding fault with the moon's shine

^ Banned for drinking moonshine like some kind of ... texan or something.

Banned for statecism.

^ banned for elitism

Banned for 1337ism.

Banned because your rep correlates with the Great War.

Banned because great wars start great depression.

Banned for not wearing your moustache like the Kaiser.

Banned for hypocrisy, because you also have no mustache.

Banned because after some thinking I decided my previous ban might not be appropriate. I apologize.