Banned for having an 'open-able' appetite. :/

Banned for not worshiping your feline overlords, as you should.

Banned for giving me another reason to eat some more felines.

Banned for being almost human, but not 100% human. (who the hell does that anyway? :P)

Banned for holding the poison dart launching tube the wrong way, by taking wrong kamae too (hicho no kamae is not for this weapon and only feet are correctly placed, hands are wrong). What ryu where you trained in?

Banned for not realizing that the dart launching tube is actually a flute =)

Banned because banning makes me happy.

Banned for being happy.

Banned because, well, you refused to teach me voodoo recipes!

Banned for wanting to learn voodoo recipes - from what I know, trying to learn voodoo is akin to messing around with an ouija board - a sure recipe for disaster! (btw, see the pun I did there?)

Banned because you don't know that voodoo recipes, especially potions, bear a faraway, distant similarity, to TCM recipes and potions; and are not dangerous if you know exactly what you are doing. I could and i would have learned that happily! Sources for TCM products are many, but for voodoo stuff all knowledge is strictly esoteric, from mouth to ear, from priest/priestess to neonate.

Must you waffle so much? Banned.

Banned because you woofed what I was thinking.

Banned for drowning worms in tequila at the cabana.

Banned for spitting that tequila worm out of your drink, instead of gulping it down with lightly salted lemon slice bite!