^ banned for banning me, for I am not single and I'm not bad (as determined by the F.B.I. and the Department of Defense).

Banned for not mentioning the CIA and ATF.

Banned because the Secret Service and the DEA are upset you forgot about them too.

Banned, because you didn't mention the NSA. Especially since they've been listening all this time. Don't forget the CBP. You think you live nowhere near the border, so you think they've no business watching you, but their definition of "border" is rather different than yours.

Banned for having a broader boarder.

Banned for being a bully by banning someone who has a lower rep than you.

^ banned for banning someone with a higher rep than that of your own

Banned because Vingry's rep has upward mobility.

Banned for riding roller coasters.

Banned for rolling coasters on riders.

Banned because after 13 and a half years I want to finally hit 700.

Upvoted and banned because beggars can't be choosers.

^ banned and up-voted because there's far too little appreciation being shared in the fora

Banned because people believe in anarcho-communism despite it literally being an oxymoron. Like socialist democracy or British orthodontics.

^ banned because military justice is to justice as military music is to music