^ banned because a sheriff may deputize an individual or individuals as he or she deems appropriate. Please refer to
Texas Local Government Code, Chapter 85, Sheriff, Subchapter A, Sheriff and Sherrif's Personnel, § 85.004. regarding Reserve Deputies

And a very happy new year to you as well, milady.

Banned for wishing happy new year instead of saying goodbye to the sad old year.

Banned because the sad old year is still there, under another number...

Banned because actually it's the year before that for the third time. Like a bad movie trilogy.

Just wait for the prequels...

Banned for assuming that it's only a trilogy, when there are already some sneak peek of the future sequels.

Banned for not including a spoiler warning.

Banned for spoiling the mood.

Im not banning anyone today because it's a new year. Happy new year for you all.

Banned for dereliction of duty. Banning officers are never allowed to take a day off.

Banned for not taking the hat off on a day off.

Banned for confusing finkleroy with the Cat in the Hat.

Banned for making me relive the nightmare

Mr_Whiffles should be banned, because a "terrible lizard" was an apex predator whose brain was too small to have imagined a nightmare.

Banned because no T-rex ever dared hunt an upright ankylosaur, lest they be crippled until hastened death.

banned because you're right !

(well here, being banned is sometimes more friendly than vengeful ^^)