Banned because I have insomnia.

Banned for taking your time.

Banned for being instantaneous.

^ banned for not helping LadyOnTheMoon travel gently into her nocturnal slumber by giving her a goblet of fine wine and singing her lullabies while gently rubbing her feet

Banned for harboring a criminal intent, by drugging someone in order to incapacitate them.

Banned for accusing Hooyaah of criminal acts you are in fact guilty of yourself.

Banned for assuming my guilt before being proven of innocence.

^ banned because you remain innocent until proven guilty by a jury of your peers

banned because of killng Santas gnomes.

^ banned, for I have no gnomes, only dedicated and respectable elves (and a delightful group of sprightly pixies)

Banned for illegal pixie-slave-trading. How much do you charge though? Asking for a friend!

^ banned for not knowing that pixies, as a species, are benevolent, loving, and do as they please; your insinuation that they are forced to work and that I would vend them is something to which I take umbrage (there are however evil pixies, a close relative to the more common "good" pixie; they also do as they please and are, as a whole, chaotic and quite dangerous

^ Banned for making flimsy excuses for refusing to sell them to meeee- ... i mean a friend of mine.

^ banned, because if pixies love you, they will appear in your presence, one cannot command them

banned because dwarf women with long beards are better then pixies. At least friend told me so.