Banned because you didn't realize i was making fun. After all, human's face is the most disgusting thing ever, in its pores, a tiny parasitic worm lives and even craps amidst the skin. Dog and cat must have a pretty strong stomach (as well as the desire to "clean" those faces) if they lick those faces of a human (face mite).

Banned for taking the post too seriously.

Banned for not taking the post serious enough.

Banned because the post is hit by strike action - that is serious.

Banned for (failing miserably at) impersonating Triss.

Banned for not refilling the water filter.

Banned for the Petrified Forest ruining an otherwise great game.

^ Banned because that account has been abandoned (the real owner is long lost in the Petrified Forest).

Banned for refusing death

Banned for wanting others to embrace death (even if death needs hugs too).

Banned because you haven't played Darksiders 2, yet. Death doesn't need hugs, but to prove War's innocence!

banned for playing early access games

Banned for not playing D&D.

Banned for forcing Mr. Slime from Yoshi's Island to pose for your avatar.

Banned for scooting across the carpet.