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Banned for abandoning the Party's dictation. Banned from life, not for life.
Banned because I finished work two hours early. My shift tomorrow has also been canceled.
Banned because anyone who's band from life is no longer alive, so the ban lasted for the rest of that person's life, which ended instantly.

EDIT: Banned for interrupting me.
Post edited December 18, 2021 by HeresMyAccount
Banned for interrupting cow, who?
banned beca___ MOOO!
Banned for invoking the scene-interrupting bear!
Banned because I cannot bear witness to any more bans.
Banned for getting wet, you're completely useless now!
^ banned for finding no use for a soggy racoon
Banned because it's J Lo's own responsibility to find his purpose here in life.
Banned because cut me some slack! A nice, juicy, delicious slice of slack.
Banned because if you were a member of the Church of the Subgenius, you'd have all the slack you could ever want.
Post edited December 18, 2021 by finkleroy
banned cause all the talk about churches upsets the flying spaghetti monster
Banned for making a very good point!
^ banned for not sprinkling a bit of Parmesan cheese on the spaghetti monster before consuming it