Posted November 17, 2021
Banned for being a red dwarf, unseen by the naked eye even in the darkest of nights.
instaboy
Me™
Registered: May 2013
From Norway
Gynotone
New User
Registered: Sep 2021
From Other
Posted November 17, 2021
Banned for being from the galaxy Triangulum, which is rather far away.
Post edited November 17, 2021 by Gynotone
le_chevalier
Quixotic Knight
Registered: Aug 2011
From Indonesia
Posted November 17, 2021
Banned for being from the Orion's Belt. If those stars keep moving away from each other, Orion's pants will fall off.
mastyer-kenobi
New User
Registered: Jun 2019
From United States
Posted November 17, 2021
^^ Banned for discrimination against stellar entities.
HeresMyAccount
New User
Registered: Oct 2014
From Other
Posted November 17, 2021
Banned for incriminating Stella's titties.
J Lo
Human Unit Non-Killable
Registered: Jul 2013
From Canada
Posted November 17, 2021
Banned for studying stalactites and stalagmites.
InSaintMonoxide
美猴王
Registered: Mar 2015
From Bosnia and Herzegovina
Posted November 17, 2021
Banned for drinking coffee in an opium den.
Hooyaah
Lux dissipat tenebras
Registered: Dec 2014
From United States
Posted November 17, 2021
^ banned for serving urinal cakes at tea
J Lo
Human Unit Non-Killable
Registered: Jul 2013
From Canada
Posted November 18, 2021
Banned because "tea" is an anagram of "ate". Which is kind of weird because you drink tea, you don't eat it.
LegoDnD
Conspiracy Nut
Registered: Mar 2013
From United States
Posted November 18, 2021
Banned for expecting all consumables to be anagrams of how they're consumed.
le_chevalier
Quixotic Knight
Registered: Aug 2011
From Indonesia
Posted November 18, 2021
Banned for not expecting all consumables to be measured in grams or milligrams, before they're consumed.
Hooyaah
Lux dissipat tenebras
Registered: Dec 2014
From United States
Posted November 18, 2021
^ banned for measuring your snacks before consuming them instead of eating them right out of the package or the refrigerator
InSaintMonoxide
美猴王
Registered: Mar 2015
From Bosnia and Herzegovina
Posted November 18, 2021
Banned because what type of barbarian does that?
Hooyaah
Lux dissipat tenebras
Registered: Dec 2014
From United States
Posted November 18, 2021
^ banned, because what sort of serious snacker does not?
J Lo
Human Unit Non-Killable
Registered: Jul 2013
From Canada
Posted November 18, 2021
Banned because the amount of snacks in a package has decreased over time, but the price has not.