^ banned for building an acrobat out of adobe

EDIT:

^ also banned for a misstatement, as "adobe" is a Spanish word for the sort of sun-dried brick use to make buildings by the primitive, indigenous tribes of the Southwestern Plains of the United States and of Mexico, not by Spanish cultures

Banned for hooligan drunkeness involving 17 dwarves, three orcs and a troll! That's right, I'm blaming all the fights in the movie universe your avatar is from on you peddling(and drinking) cheap ale.

Banned because this comment made Sauron cry.

Banned for confusing comments with onions.

Banned, because Sauron actually cried after reading the Onion.

Banned for scrying with vegetables.

^ banned for not stir-frying the vegetables with pork and rice and providing chop sticks for they who cannot eat with a fork

Banned for boiling PO-TA-TOS, mashing them, and putting them in a stew!

Banned for violating the TOS of Po-ta

^ banned for stepping on his po-ta toes.

Banned for leaving your toenail clippings on the living room floor.

Banned for creating this abomination.

In 2077, what makes someone a criminal? Getting caught posting above me in this thread. You're getting banned for that!

^ banned for being a cyberpunk 56 years too early

Banned for being a kind of outdated punk.