Banned for not having colours in your avatar.

Banned for discriminating against black-and-white people :p

banned for being a grey lord

banned, because your ban is outdated :p

banned because your avatar is outdated :)

Banned because you don't appreciate retro!

Banned because speaking of retro and having an Avatar picture with 16,7 Mill. colors

Banned because you photographed my Mollycat without permission from either me, or her! (seriously though, it is identical!)

Banned because of cloning Pete the "most workaholic cat of this world" ™ *cough* *cough*
and naming it Mollycat

edit: really a picture of him not from the net

Banned because I'm missing my cats.

Banned because when I helped you search I dropped my lorgnette in a coal mine and couldn't see the shape of your cats to come.

But when I cried, they cried with me, so you get only a temporary ban.

Banned for being obtuse.

Banned for banning a helpful, blind coal miner, instead of giving him a clean tissue to dry his tears.

^ Banned for just handing him some tissues instead of retrieving his lorgnette instead.

banned for not doing it yourself while you're there anyway