Banned for filling the helmet with Head & Shoulders shampoo.

^ Banned for not keeping your helmet dandruff-free.

Banned for filling the helmet entirely with dandruff and then trying to sell it.

banned for putting your dandruff in the salt shaker of MightyFloTheKing

Banned for salting MightyFlo's dinner, knowing what it really is.

Banned for opting for a low sodium dandruff.

Banned for making me feel stupid, because I don't know what sodium is.

^ banned because you didn't know that one molecule each of sodium and chlorine make NaCl or sodium chloride, common table salt

Banned for mixing bath salts with psilocybin.

Banned for not informing Morolf that sodium is one of the 4 vital ingredients to the human body. (Carbon, water, iron, and sodium, in descending order of importance.)

Banned for missing oxygen.

Banned for including fuel in the list of ingredients; do you say a car is partly made of gasoline? No, the gasoline passes through the thing made of metal and rubber just as oxygen passes through us!

^ banned for not eating a healthy breakfast this morning

Banned for judging my use of free bags of mini-pop-tarts! (Seriously good guess, that's my actual breakfast and lunch for today!)

^ banned for preferring the top parts of Pop Tarts