banned for provoking nerds... shhh...

Banned for neglecting your duties as a lord. We're in the middle of a siege here, Sir! They've got us surrounded, cut our supply lines, and you're busy here banning people online!

^ Banned because banning Lords3 won't increase his abilities to commit to his duties as a lord.

^ banned for not suggesting a solution

Banned because the solution is always at the back of the text book.

Banned for reading books with text rather than picture books.

Banned for looking at books at all instead of playing video games.

Banned for reading too much into video games.

Banned for only looking at the surface level and not appreciating the artistic subtext of video games. We're true gaming connoisseurs here!

^ Banned for being pretentious about such a lowbrow, pulp level entertainment as video games.

Banned for elitism and denigration of popular culture.

Banned for not writing a book, Elitism, Denigration of Popular Culture: The Related Effects On The Human Condition.

Banned for not writing a book, Elitism, Denigration of Poopular Culture: The Related Effects on the Human Centipede.

Banned, because that movie reinforced negative stereotypes about German scientists and hurt tourism to Germany. Such things don't happen to tourists in Germany (the Hostel movies on the other hand are quite realistic, I'm informed by reliable sources).

Banned for making a Wrong Turn on Friday the 13th into The Hills that Have Eyes which is Hostel Human Centipede territory.