Banned for having only one eye.

Banned for banning the king of the blind!

Banned for not recognizing that he's a cyclops like Polyphem who wants to eat our forum members.

Banned because I have two eyes, which makes me a bi-clops.

Banned for being nothing special.

Banned for getting something for nothing.

Banned, because the UED were nasty space fascists who wanted to subjugate the Koprulu sector, what a relief the valiant Zerg defeated their evil scheme.

Banned for star crafting.

Banned, because it would be a cool effort in community-building if our forum could craft its own star...its own death star, hahaha!
Then we'll use it to blow up the Steam forums.

Banned for using steam to fill a blow-up doll.

Banned for blowing off steam over dollops.

banned for blowing off... uh, never mind the exact details

Banned for not proving instaboy's guilt beyond all reasonable doubt.

Banned for not letting things blow over.

Banned for wearing a bunch of junk on your head and looking like a monster with a thousand eyes.