banned because ... [irk]

>.<

Banned because these pretzels are making me thirsty!

Banned because I don't have any pretzels :(

Banned for running out of anti-President Bush weapons.

banned for running out of the bush with weapons (it frightens the little children)

^Banned for beeting around the bush

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(sidenote: I also sent ya a friend request, as it seems your "new self" isn't on my friends list as your "old self" was)

^ banned for not knowing that my "new self" is merely sporting a Sindarin name; I am the same Grey Pilgrim that I always was

^Banned again for practicing Sin(darin)ful nomenclature(mancy) o.0 ;)

Banned for having the gritty Teletubbies reboot in your avatar.

Banned because I can't seem to figure out whether the DnD in your username actually refers to Dungeons and Dragons, or just your usual flabbergasted face with both your eyes abnormally protruding out.

EDIT: Wait, it can actually be an angry face too. Like after getting themselves ninja'd, banned for silly reasons, or accidentally stepping on a lego.

banned for too much concentration on figuring out user above him

Banned because a lapse of concentration is fatal, especially in the banning industry.

Banned for setting industry standards.

banned for not following some standards as a professional banner

Banned because I'm not a professional yet. I'm actually still an intern.