Albanistic is banned for not recognizing that I did share with the community, I shared a story.
Elefuntitus is banned for not understanding that giving away your account is strictly forbidden in Runescape; I was punishing a criminal!
Hooyaah is banned to the Land of Ooo so he can visit all the food-locations he wants.

Banned for banning way too many people at once.

Banned for trying to prevent Michael.D from efficient banning. If he could ban everyone in one go, we could finally close this thread and end our Sisyphean labour.

InSaintMonoxide is banned for banning MichaelD for too many bans.
morolf is banned for banning InSaintMonoxide for the same reason as me.
I'm banned for being a hypocrite.

banned for not having banned Morolf for suggesting that we end this thread

Banned for not banning Morolf endlessly, for ever suggesting to end a sacred tradition of banning blasphemous members.

Banned, because there are many ban-worthy offenses, not just blasphemy.

^ banned to Ibiza for seven days and nights and forced to spend 20,000 Euros there for not letting go and having a good time often enough

Banned, because 20 000 Euros is just small change, you could have given me more, so I could really have fun.

Banned because that's like a year's salary! WTF is wrong with you?!

banned for not banning him to a remote island in the South Pacific far from any travel routes with only the clothes on his back and filching the 20,000 Euros for yourself so that you could finally get that ultra-high end gaming PC

Banned, because nobody needs an "ultra-high-end gaming pc". Gameplay is more important than graphics, and people should be content with playing the classics from 20 years ago.

Banned because if you get a high end PC and only play gameplay centric games you've invested long term into a device.

Banned for confusing computer equipment with shares of stock.

Banned for not refilling the computer parts stock at multiple stores