Banned for prefering Psy to Babymetal.

Banned for putting metal in babies.

Banned for play Metal Slug in emulator.

Banned for playing Metal Slug in an emulator while in an elevator.

^ banned, for taking steps to avoid elevators

Banned for grabbing enchanted broom, to avoid elevators.

Banned for discriminating enchanted brooms.

^ Banned, for flying away from the authorities on an enchanted broom.

Banned for not supplying the said authorities with the necessary enchanted brooms to chase after ladyonthemoon.

Banned because ladyonthemoon became disenchanted with the authorities, and no longer wants them to chase her. This is because they plan to follow her to the moon on an enchanted elevator that was recently swept by an unenchanted broom.

Banned for rambling.

Banned because I agree with you on this one.

Banned for agreeing with the void after you have banned HMA.

^ banned, for participating in this thread

Banned because I want to know why baby cats are not called "cattens".