Banned for not bothering to fix your typo.

Banned for not polishing your amour.

Banned because I gave up a few days ago after knowing that all the efforts I've put in polishing my armor have been rendered in vain due to your daily attempts in roughing up the surface of my armor with your poop.

Banned because your armour is not made of beskar.

Banned because I'm not a Mandalorian.

Banned because you are not entitled to wear that armour then.

Banned for not revealing your whole self as a full moon!

Banned because asking a lady to reveal her whole self as a full moon, is indecent and inconsiderate; plus, it requires consent and privacy, you scoundrel!

^ banned for being a sheriff in the guise of a king.

Banned for being a banning officer in the guise of a wizard.

Banned for getting confused and watching The Wizard of Oz while listening to Thick as a Brick.

Banned, for eyeing little girls with bad intent

Banned for not eyeing bad guys with a do-what-you-must intent!

Banned for using fireworks to paint your house in the middle of the night.

Banned, for using fireworks in a major metropolitan area in the middle of the night