Banned because why would you even assume that he had those specific ingredients and recipe?

Banned for lacking the proper ingredients to make a dish worthy of a king!

Banned for having a delusion that you're a king, for mooching food when you could easily afford to buy it if you're actually the alledged king that you claim to be, for repeating the same old, tired joke that was never funny in the first place, and for putting a comma after the word "because".

Banned for scaring away the restaurant's customers.

^ Banned, for posting while drunk.

Banned for wanting to read what people post when they're sober.

Banned for taking police command to freeze on the spot literally.

Banned for watching The Mask.

Banned for following Elon Musk.

Banned for wearing musk...

Banned for wearing masking tape to look like a mummy.

Banned for not wrapping yourself in toilet paper like a normal person.

Banned for not teaching him how to properly use the toilet paper I threw at him in the other thread.

Banned because what happens in other threads stays in other threads.

Banned for not giving the other users enough time to come up with a reason to ban me.