Banned for posting multiple people with one ban.

Banned because.

Banned.for making me want to ask "because why?"

You are banned because "Because why?" doesn't sound correct grammar-wise, and because you didn't see that the reason I banned the other person was for switching words in a strange, but interesting fashion.

Banned for buying spatula city.

Banned for being disgruntled for missing the opportunity to buy the spatula city yourself.

Banned, because he decided not to, as Spatula City retails solely spatulas

^ Banned for not taking me down to the Spatula City, where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.

Banned for shooting at flowers.

Banned for shouting at flowers.

Banned, for shouting at Flora (you at least left her a tip)

Banned for telling Lizzie to look at the flowers.

Banned for not leaving the damn flowers alone!

Banned for not watering the flowers...

Banned for walking in the desert of the real where no flowers grow anymore.