Banned, because it's not your place to grant forgiveness, you must earn the forgiveness of the forum community. We haven't forgotten that you wanted to become dictator here and exiled many esteemed members to the internet void (and you're still at it, even trying to ban ME! Outrageous!).

Banned, for concealing the other half of his bracelet to prevent his total control, yet promoted to head of intelligence for succeeding in your endeavors

^Banned because you forgot to celebrate Festivus for a bit this year
(and unbanned so you can celebrate it with us :))

Banned for unbanning.

Banned for not thinking things through. We only want the most intelligent users.

Banned because it was actually a thumbs up (or more of a thumbs sideways, really) for the loser, and a thumbs down for the winner.

Banned, for putting your thumbs where they don't belong

Thumbs up for your comment, but due to the weird rules pointed out by HMA, this means you are banned.

Banned for calling the rules weird, when they're merely eccentric.

Banned, for being on the weirder end of the spectrum of eccentricity

Banned, for being on the regular end of the spectrum of normalcy.

Banned, for being normal with significantly too excessive regularity.

Banned for being a royal rascal, your excellency!

Banned for not having proper respect for Hooyah's royal lineage, your calls for sedition and revolution aren't welcome here.

Banned for not attending the royal beheading ceremony.