Banned for this arguable procedure.

Banned for a procedural ban.

Banned for using a procedural language when you could use a declarative language.

^ Banned for being registered since October 2014 but still being called New User

Banned for not using pinyin or any other form of latinization for your forum title.

Banned for assuming people speak Latin, especially since it's a dead language.

Banned for being registered almost as long but still being called (whatever that is, but it wouldn't let me paste it).

Banned for not communicating with Roman zombies.

^ Banned, for not posting in the forum games more often

Banned because of the Napoleon quote: "quantity of bans is a quality of its own".
Banned for not communicating with Rob Zombies.

Banned for petitioning for Rob Zombie's Halloween 3.

Banned for creating Christmas 4: The Christening.

Banned for directing the 7th Little Women remake in as many years and calling everyone sexist for not knowing it existed.

Banned because 7 ate 9.

^ Banned for not saving 9.

Banned because 9 brought its fate upon itself.