Banned for not trying to break the rules sometimes.

^ Banned, because all the blood has run to your head

^ Banned, because the rules do not allow banning but merely answer the question, "Why the person above you should be banned?" There is no specified number of persons for which a reason may be given, nor does the thread title specify that it must be the person who posted most recently ahead of the person providing said reason(s).

Banned for having the Predator's thermal vision.

Banned, for having a different vision of the future than is deemed acceptable

Banned for having X-ray vision, which is useless when there aren't any X-rays around.

Banned because I just found out that 190 proof Everclear is now available where I live. Time to get fucked up!

Banned because you have under your care two topics on the forum that are important to at least some part of the community, so in order for you to be able to calmly perform your role in them, you can not overdo writing on other topics on the forum, and because time is relative.

Banned for assuming that multitasking would rile me up.

Banned because multitasking doesn't really exist.

Banned for semantics.

Banned for syntactics.

Banned for word gymnastics...

^ Banned for throwing a baseless allegation at the user above you

Banned for throwing all allegations at aligned alligators.

Banned for alienating alliterating aligned alien alligators