Banned for animal discrimination in sports!

Banned for being an apologist for cockfights.

Banned for your vulgar falsehood, I would never stand for men dick-slapping each other.

Banned because you high-fived my face.

Banned for getting in his way with your face.

Banned because I have a habit of sticking my face where it doesn't belong.

Banned because I don't have that habit.

Well you're banned off your high-horse, then.

Banned, because he's a knight, he needs a horse. And we need his services against the zombie hordes J Lo keeps reanimating and which the rest of you refuses to do anything about.

Banned, for not providing Vingry a ladder

Banned because who do you think I've been whipping? Those merchants are un-dead, I tells ya!

Banned, for getting ninjaed so often

Banned for not getting ninja'd enough. You hurt the ninja's feelings.

Banned for considering someone else's feelings.

Banned once more, with feeling.