Banned for watching moving pictures for hours.

Banned for plucking petals off a daffodil.

Banned for trying to glue petals onto a daffodil.

Banned for pretending to be a new user.

Banned for pretending to be an old user.

Banned for making assumptions about my age.

Banned for pretending you don't have that text under your name.

Banned, because that will motivate borisburke to change his profile description, which is bad, because we want stability in our forum.

Banned for trying to control chaos.

Banned for being a chaos magician.

Banned, because entropy demands that you evolve toward a state of inert uniformity

Banned, because "inert uniformity" sounds pretty threatening.

Banned for seeing thre@ts in everything(ok, nearly everything)

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Eh, I like changes....I hereby decree that everyone shall....CHANGE PLACES.

*Everyone gets up from the tea party table and changes seats*

Banned because I can't tell if you are playing duck duck goose or musical chairs.

Banned because everyone changed places and you just banned yourself ;)

(Btw saw yer playing AoE....did you try the car cheat yet, by any chance? :D)