I ban you in the weak spot for massive damage.

^ banned, for kicking him in the conspiracy nuts

Banned for denying me an easy win!

Banned for winning the deniability contest and being crowned Miss Deniability.

Crowned and banned as Miss Demeanor.

Banned for being too PC.

^ You should be banned, for telling it like it is; people do not want that. (I suppose that I am doing the same thing.) >.<

I shall not! I will be and shall ever remain a male.

Banned for not getting my hypocrisy joke, both of you.

Banned because you do not make jokes about Hypocrisy. They rule(d).

Banned, because death metal is popular among satanists, and we don't want any satanists in our godly forum.

Banned for bringing up death metal for no reason wtf.

Banned, because Hypocrisy is a death metal band, therefore my previous ban was entirely justified. If you're not with me in my fight against Lucifer-worshippers, you're against me and need to go.

banned because satanists are into black metal.

Edit: I ban myself, too. For all those bad clichés I'm spreading.

Banned for carrying 55 kg of gear, which is 5 kg more than you had when you were deployed.

Banned for inciting other users to dangerous and potentially self-harming behaviour, because I tried saying "All toasters toast toast" and twisted my tongue.