Banned because your statement was filled with iron, but not enough zinc.

Vingry, I ban you for not understanding that Jesse James and the un-named traitor are clearly separate characters based on Hooyaah's wording.
HeresMyAccount, I ban you for getting in the way of my informative ban.

Banned because I found a very informative PSA about zinc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1iCZpFMYd0

Banned, for not putting zinc on your nose and getting a bad sunburn afterward

Banned because my failure to apply sunscreen put me one the US Marshal's most wanted list, which is separate from the FBI's most wanted list.

Banned for revealing to others that your name is on the US Marshal's most wanted list.

Banned for talking back to a robot.

Banned for being against communication with robots.

Banned for 10011101010100101001001010101001010001001111100010100101000.

Banned, for making a joke in the wrong thread

Banned for making a sew in the right forum.

Banned for scaring little children with a scary story.

Banned because little children with long beards beg a good scaring.

Banned for mixing up heresmyaccount with dtgreene.

Banned, because little children with long beards don't need much as a Halloween costume

Banned because the people you're describing are scary, gnome-atter what they're wearing.